Things NOT to do while I'm in Vegas this weekend with my sister...
1. Get too drunk on the plane, pass out, and end up back in Wichita.
2. Lose my wallet (it happens every trip).
3. Ride the roller coaster at the top of our hotel after drinking more than 2 margaritas.
4. forget sunscreen (SPF 45 baby).
5. Partake in the $1.99 "all you can eat" buffets.
6. Gamble away the mortgage.
7. Scream "I LOVE this song" and proceed to jump up on any stage/bar/table available to dance like a moron.
8. Forget how to get back to the hotel (If you're on the strip how hard can that be right?)
9. Patron any of the "I'm way too cool to do anything but stand around and check out everyone else" nighclubs.
10. Lose my sister.
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